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Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes by Alexei Maxim Russell
Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes by Alexei Maxim Russell













Since a donkey’s height is about the same as a US man’s groin, and cranky donkeys kick like, well. I won’t mind, but my donkey will be thoroughly pissed off. Soooo, if one of you folks were to say, “I’m gonna pop a cap in yo ass”, or perhaps more simply, “I’m gonna kick your ass”, we on this side of The Pacific Ocean would take that as meaning you’re going to travel all the way to Australia, to my hypothetical farm, and kick my poor hypothetical donkey in his backside, or maybe put a bullet in his body somewhere.

Alexei Maxim Russell

It contains one orifice for the production of poop (coincidentally which Labradors also seem to do in abundance), which probably also produced the derogatory term, “Arsehole”. You know – the thing that makes sitting down more comfortable, and the thing that follows us wherever we go - like a faithful Labrador. Now look you US peoples Arse means that squishy thing that sits at the lower end of your back, and at the top of your legs. Violence was also perpetrated on The King’s English by changing the spelling, and meaning, of many English words.

Alexei Maxim Russell

In the American War of Independence, Britain was violently booted out of the US.















Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes by Alexei Maxim Russell